Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Dun na na na na na BATGRANDMA


Get Bat grandma for only $152.63 WOW WHAT A DEAL

Pirate Grandmas on Sale Now!!!!

Name: Captain Black Beard Loraine
Age: 89
Price: $74.22
Description: Well whats not to like about her shes a PIRATE.

WARNING: if you touch her booty she'll make you walk the plank literally

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Fill yo spirit wit da holay ghost


The Church basement Ladies are known far and wide in retirment homes we drugged their prune juice (Haloluyer) and kidnapped them.
Name: Church Basement Ladies
Price: $ 123.32
Jesus loves them and now us WHAT NOW BITCHES!

Thursday, April 9, 2009

Christmas in April SPECIAL!!!!!



Buy Grnadma got runed over by a reindeer today for only $23.00 (two disc DVD)

or VHS for you old folk who cant afford a DVD or blue ray Player

t-SHIRTS with jokes only old people understand





These are high quality semi-used tee's

$5.00 for 1 used by a guy who drooled alot

Remember that old pregnant lady well buy her shirt it's only $20.00 some stains just don't come out.

all sizes.

Stuff this in your bra!!!!

Have you ever wanted a pregnant grandma? Well we got em!
Name: Betty Quinhite
Age: 90 years of age and still banging
Occupation: Getting her eggo preggo
WARNING: HER BABY MIGHT COME OUT ALL WRINKLY AND SHIT. LIKE A BULL DOG. SHE IS A HORNY BASTARD. SHE WOULD BE PERFECT FOR GUYS NAMED ARMANDO.

Name: Meridith Pringle
Occupation: Professional Bingo Player
Age: 85
Price: $58.22
Description: she likes bingo, farts in public and loves to gamble
WARNING: Shes very very rude (im talking about the farting)