Guess which golden girl is not real

It took me an hour to figure out lets see if you stupid customers are smarter. (Probably not since your actually shopping here)

GOLDEN GIRLS FOR SALE !!!WOW!!!

YOU CAN BUY THE GOLDEN GIRLS AND THEIR SEIRIES ON BLUE RAY AND DVD FOR ONLY $5,000,000 WOW!!!!
WARNING: THEY STILL THINK THEY ARE FILMING THERE SHOW.
SHHH!Dont tell them the show was canceled years ago just walk around with a camera to make them happy

Gangster Grandma's

Get these two adorable gangster grandma's.

Name: Shaniqua (left) Leti (right)

Occupation: Gangsters duh

Age: 79 (Shaniqua) 81 (Leti)

WARNING: IF THEY GET ANGRY THEY MAY POP A CAP IN YOUR ASS

WARNING: WE ARE NOT REASPONSIBLE FOR ANY DEATHS THAT OCCUR

FOR ALL WHO WANT REFUNDS OR EXCHANGES!!!

We dont care what the reason is NO REFUNDS OR EXCHANGES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If one of the following reasons is why you want to exchange or refund we will not accept:

• Wants foot rubs constantly
• fall down and doesnt use life alert
• makes you give her a bath
• is suicidal
• poops herself
• takes so much medication that she gets high
• drinks all your prune juice (for those that even drink it)
• talks about when she was younger and dated Elvis Presley(believe me there are some)
• talks about when she dated the Beatles (ALL four of them)
• or is dead

The only way we will exchange or refund is if you buy another one with your exchange.

Two Grandmas are better than one!!!!!!!

New Grandma jingle

" Homeless grandma's far and wide
pack up all your used up stride
Find a family that you lost
Or lose a family that you found.

Cuz your a goofy grandma
Im a goofy grandma (killer)
were all goofy grandma's

Stop by today!"

For your girls guys and gays

New Baby jumpers or whatever you call them. Buy them for you baby boys, your baby girls or just your baby boys that wish they were baby girls. Like I say start them off early!

$10.50 for one

$30.00 for two <---- What a deal

Wedding Crasher Grandmas On Sale NOW

Names: Caroline Buttsburger (left) and Patricia White (Obviously on the right)
Occupation: Offical Licenced Wedding Crashers
Age: 70 (Caroline) 65 (Obviously Patricia)
Price: $70.84 for both
Description: If you like partying with old ladies these are the girls for you. These women are offical Wedding Crashers and love to go to weddings (duh)! So buy them and get you Party on today!
WARNING:These ladies like to get drunk and pass out.