Madea

Name: Mable "Madea" Simmons

Age: None ya damn bussiness

Occupation: Curently hiding from the Popo

Life Quote: "Call the popo I ain't scared of no damn popo!"

WARNING: DO NOT RUN UP ON OR TRY TO TAKE AWAY HER CIGERATES SHE WILL I REPEAT WILL POP A CAP IN YOUR ASS WITH NO HESITATION.

WARNING: DOES NOT GO TO CHURCH WITHOUT A SMOKER SECTION; WE ARE NOT REASPONSIBLE FOR DEATHS OR INJURY. AND TO ALL THOSE THAT DID AND WILL DIE.....................IM RICK JAMES BITCH!!!!!!!

Get you Drunk Asian Grandmas TODAY!

Names:(from left to right) Ling ling, Chow Main, Mey Ling Chong
Occupations: Drunken Auto part Salesmen
Age: 87, 94, 76
Price: ALL FOR $ 104.00
WARNING:may go kung poe chicken on your ass if you dont make sushi for them.
we are not responsible for injury or death if they go kung poe chicken on you

Old Fat grandma crossing

Some of you have been coplaining that your old fat grandma's have been getting run over. So we decieded to try to care a little bit and give you this Fat Old lady crossing sign.

Guess which golden girl is not real

It took me an hour to figure out lets see if you stupid customers are smarter. (Probably not since your actually shopping here)

GOLDEN GIRLS FOR SALE !!!WOW!!!

YOU CAN BUY THE GOLDEN GIRLS AND THEIR SEIRIES ON BLUE RAY AND DVD FOR ONLY $5,000,000 WOW!!!!
WARNING: THEY STILL THINK THEY ARE FILMING THERE SHOW.
SHHH!Dont tell them the show was canceled years ago just walk around with a camera to make them happy

Gangster Grandma's

Get these two adorable gangster grandma's.

Name: Shaniqua (left) Leti (right)

Occupation: Gangsters duh

Age: 79 (Shaniqua) 81 (Leti)

WARNING: IF THEY GET ANGRY THEY MAY POP A CAP IN YOUR ASS

WARNING: WE ARE NOT REASPONSIBLE FOR ANY DEATHS THAT OCCUR

FOR ALL WHO WANT REFUNDS OR EXCHANGES!!!

We dont care what the reason is NO REFUNDS OR EXCHANGES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If one of the following reasons is why you want to exchange or refund we will not accept:

• Wants foot rubs constantly
• fall down and doesnt use life alert
• makes you give her a bath
• is suicidal
• poops herself
• takes so much medication that she gets high
• drinks all your prune juice (for those that even drink it)
• talks about when she was younger and dated Elvis Presley(believe me there are some)
• talks about when she dated the Beatles (ALL four of them)
• or is dead

The only way we will exchange or refund is if you buy another one with your exchange.

Two Grandmas are better than one!!!!!!!