Christmas in April SPECIAL!!!!!

Buy Grnadma got runed over by a reindeer today for only $23.00 (two disc DVD)

or VHS for you old folk who cant afford a DVD or blue ray Player

t-SHIRTS with jokes only old people understand

These are high quality semi-used tee's

$5.00 for 1 used by a guy who drooled alot

Remember that old pregnant lady well buy her shirt it's only $20.00 some stains just don't come out.

all sizes.

Stuff this in your bra!!!!

Have you ever wanted a pregnant grandma? Well we got em!
Name: Betty Quinhite
Age: 90 years of age and still banging
Occupation: Getting her eggo preggo
WARNING: HER BABY MIGHT COME OUT ALL WRINKLY AND SHIT. LIKE A BULL DOG. SHE IS A HORNY BASTARD. SHE WOULD BE PERFECT FOR GUYS NAMED ARMANDO.

Name: Meridith Pringle

Occupation: Professional Bingo Player

Age: 85

Price: $58.22

Description: she likes bingo, farts in public and loves to gamble

WARNING: Shes very very rude (im talking about the farting)

Madea

Name: Mable "Madea" Simmons

Age: None ya damn bussiness

Occupation: Curently hiding from the Popo

Life Quote: "Call the popo I ain't scared of no damn popo!"

WARNING: DO NOT RUN UP ON OR TRY TO TAKE AWAY HER CIGERATES SHE WILL I REPEAT WILL POP A CAP IN YOUR ASS WITH NO HESITATION.

WARNING: DOES NOT GO TO CHURCH WITHOUT A SMOKER SECTION; WE ARE NOT REASPONSIBLE FOR DEATHS OR INJURY. AND TO ALL THOSE THAT DID AND WILL DIE.....................IM RICK JAMES BITCH!!!!!!!

Get you Drunk Asian Grandmas TODAY!

Names:(from left to right) Ling ling, Chow Main, Mey Ling Chong
Occupations: Drunken Auto part Salesmen
Age: 87, 94, 76
Price: ALL FOR $ 104.00
WARNING:may go kung poe chicken on your ass if you dont make sushi for them.
we are not responsible for injury or death if they go kung poe chicken on you

Old Fat grandma crossing

Some of you have been coplaining that your old fat grandma's have been getting run over. So we decieded to try to care a little bit and give you this Fat Old lady crossing sign.