Dun na na na na na BATGRANDMA

Get Bat grandma for only $152.63 WOW WHAT A DEAL

Pirate Grandmas on Sale Now!!!!

Name: Captain Black Beard Loraine
Age: 89
Price: $74.22
Description: Well whats not to like about her shes a PIRATE.

WARNING: if you touch her booty she'll make you walk the plank literally

Fill yo spirit wit da holay ghost

The Church basement Ladies are known far and wide in retirment homes we drugged their prune juice (Haloluyer) and kidnapped them.

Name: Church Basement Ladies

Price: $ 123.32

Jesus loves them and now us WHAT NOW BITCHES!

Christmas in April SPECIAL!!!!!

Buy Grnadma got runed over by a reindeer today for only $23.00 (two disc DVD)

or VHS for you old folk who cant afford a DVD or blue ray Player

t-SHIRTS with jokes only old people understand

These are high quality semi-used tee's

$5.00 for 1 used by a guy who drooled alot

Remember that old pregnant lady well buy her shirt it's only $20.00 some stains just don't come out.

all sizes.

Stuff this in your bra!!!!

Have you ever wanted a pregnant grandma? Well we got em!
Name: Betty Quinhite
Age: 90 years of age and still banging
Occupation: Getting her eggo preggo
WARNING: HER BABY MIGHT COME OUT ALL WRINKLY AND SHIT. LIKE A BULL DOG. SHE IS A HORNY BASTARD. SHE WOULD BE PERFECT FOR GUYS NAMED ARMANDO.

Name: Meridith Pringle

Occupation: Professional Bingo Player

Age: 85

Price: $58.22

Description: she likes bingo, farts in public and loves to gamble

WARNING: Shes very very rude (im talking about the farting)

Madea

Name: Mable "Madea" Simmons

Age: None ya damn bussiness

Occupation: Curently hiding from the Popo

Life Quote: "Call the popo I ain't scared of no damn popo!"

WARNING: DO NOT RUN UP ON OR TRY TO TAKE AWAY HER CIGERATES SHE WILL I REPEAT WILL POP A CAP IN YOUR ASS WITH NO HESITATION.

WARNING: DOES NOT GO TO CHURCH WITHOUT A SMOKER SECTION; WE ARE NOT REASPONSIBLE FOR DEATHS OR INJURY. AND TO ALL THOSE THAT DID AND WILL DIE.....................IM RICK JAMES BITCH!!!!!!!

Get you Drunk Asian Grandmas TODAY!

Names:(from left to right) Ling ling, Chow Main, Mey Ling Chong
Occupations: Drunken Auto part Salesmen
Age: 87, 94, 76
Price: ALL FOR $ 104.00
WARNING:may go kung poe chicken on your ass if you dont make sushi for them.
we are not responsible for injury or death if they go kung poe chicken on you

Old Fat grandma crossing

Some of you have been coplaining that your old fat grandma's have been getting run over. So we decieded to try to care a little bit and give you this Fat Old lady crossing sign.

Guess which golden girl is not real

It took me an hour to figure out lets see if you stupid customers are smarter. (Probably not since your actually shopping here)

GOLDEN GIRLS FOR SALE !!!WOW!!!

YOU CAN BUY THE GOLDEN GIRLS AND THEIR SEIRIES ON BLUE RAY AND DVD FOR ONLY $5,000,000 WOW!!!!
WARNING: THEY STILL THINK THEY ARE FILMING THERE SHOW.
SHHH!Dont tell them the show was canceled years ago just walk around with a camera to make them happy

Gangster Grandma's

Get these two adorable gangster grandma's.

Name: Shaniqua (left) Leti (right)

Occupation: Gangsters duh

Age: 79 (Shaniqua) 81 (Leti)

WARNING: IF THEY GET ANGRY THEY MAY POP A CAP IN YOUR ASS

WARNING: WE ARE NOT REASPONSIBLE FOR ANY DEATHS THAT OCCUR

FOR ALL WHO WANT REFUNDS OR EXCHANGES!!!

We dont care what the reason is NO REFUNDS OR EXCHANGES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If one of the following reasons is why you want to exchange or refund we will not accept:

• Wants foot rubs constantly
• fall down and doesnt use life alert
• makes you give her a bath
• is suicidal
• poops herself
• takes so much medication that she gets high
• drinks all your prune juice (for those that even drink it)
• talks about when she was younger and dated Elvis Presley(believe me there are some)
• talks about when she dated the Beatles (ALL four of them)
• or is dead

The only way we will exchange or refund is if you buy another one with your exchange.

Two Grandmas are better than one!!!!!!!

New Grandma jingle

" Homeless grandma's far and wide
pack up all your used up stride
Find a family that you lost
Or lose a family that you found.

Cuz your a goofy grandma
Im a goofy grandma (killer)
were all goofy grandma's

Stop by today!"

For your girls guys and gays

New Baby jumpers or whatever you call them. Buy them for you baby boys, your baby girls or just your baby boys that wish they were baby girls. Like I say start them off early!

$10.50 for one

$30.00 for two <---- What a deal

Wedding Crasher Grandmas On Sale NOW

Names: Caroline Buttsburger (left) and Patricia White (Obviously on the right)
Occupation: Offical Licenced Wedding Crashers
Age: 70 (Caroline) 65 (Obviously Patricia)
Price: $70.84 for both
Description: If you like partying with old ladies these are the girls for you. These women are offical Wedding Crashers and love to go to weddings (duh)! So buy them and get you Party on today!
WARNING:These ladies like to get drunk and pass out.

New Grandma In Stock

Name: Taylor Haynes
Age 73

Price: $00.27

WARNING: Talks to much, is too short, a child molestor, can bearly walk, loves to be on the computer all the time.

New Product in Stock

Are you tired of your grandma falling all the time and having no one to help her up? Well you need our new product its called....

Life Alert will help you if your grandma falls and has nobody to help her up.

grandma not included with the life alert

Get Your Psycho-Rude Grandma Half Off

Name: Georgina Hornman
Age: 107
Original Price:$60.99 Now: $21.81
Warning: Has Lfe Alert, Has lots of siezures and strokes, loves to flick people off, and bites other grandma's.

Get Your Child Molestor Grandma Today

Name: Maria Manson
Age: 87
Price: $52.11
Warning: May go Crazy and run around naked on her birthday March 27. Also upsest with grandma scooters and crazy for knitting.

Clearance Sale

Name: Agitha Monroe
Age: 90
Original Price: $40.00 cut to $7.99
WARNING: May DIE!
no refunds