If one of the following reasons is why you want to exchange or refund we will not accept:
- Wants foot rubs constantly
- fall down and doesnt use life alert
- makes you give her a bath
- is suicidal
- poops herself
- takes so much medication that she gets high
- drinks all your prune juice (for those that even drink it)
- talks about when she was younger and dated Elvis Presley(believe me there are some)
- talks about when she dated the Beatles (ALL four of them)
- or is dead
The only way we will exchange or refund is if you buy another one with your exchange.
Two Grandmas are better than one!!!!!!!
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